sylvehun:

holy shit
sylvehun:

holy shit

sylvehun:

holy shit

(Source: drunkonstephen)

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

When I start to develop a crush on someone

(Source: mymy336)

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

(Source: humorstop)

burgrs:

i really need more friends so i can annoy them into not being my friends

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice